Oh My GOD I just laughed really hard at this, I think its great..
So Eileen is qwerty1912
qwerty1912: read this...i think ull like it..
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qwerty1912: Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time. Do you know what the number one health risk in America is? Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic.An epidemic like it is polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day.The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004."How'd you get through it grandpa?""Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere." Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.I'll sit at a drive thru. I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large. You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fucker. There's room in the back. Take it!Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents.





WOW how fucking funny is that!
I just got my food handelers permit, got a hundred percent on the test...:) Im so happy lol now I can get a job..once I get my license lol