I just had the most chaotic morning ever..and the entire time, I have felt like a complete invalid/dumb ass.

So last night I dreampt that I was at my 20 year highschool reunion, but I was the same age and driving the same car as now. Anyways, so I went to the reunion party, and when it was over, I went out to my car. Somebody had the audacity to steal my ghetto radio. No, it doesnt play CDs, it doesnt play tapes..it doesnt even play FM radio above 101.5. But SOMEBODY stole it! Ugh. So then I hear my mom yelling at me and it is kind of out of place for a dream..so I wake up and she is standing in my room telling me to get up. Its 9 20. What the shit?!? She is talking about my car and something but I cant really understand. I finally wake up and ask what she said, "You have a flat tire. I mean completely flat. Call triple A so you can get it fixed and go help Dan."
So I go down to my car, sure enough..my rear passenger tire is deflated. Peice of shit. I called AAA and they said a guy would be here within the hour. I came upstairs and brushed my teeth, and put on a sweatshirt, then the guy called and said he was here. He looked at my tire and it turns out that my retarded ghetto car needs a fucking key to get the HUBCAP off! He asked me if I knew where a key might be or something, and then I said no and that I didnt even know if it was popped, cuz I drove home last night and it was fine. He looked at me like I was crazy, and goes "well..there is a screw sticking out of the tire...so Im pretty sure its popped" He tells me he cant do anything except break off the cap and put on the spare, or follow me to a repair place where they can try to find the key and do it themselves. I say whatever and we agree to go to the Les Schwab (how the fuck do you spell that?) on 124th. Smart me, I get a picture of totem lake mall because I dont know streets. And the guy is following ME! We drive without error down to totem lake mall and I turn in to that auto place, shucks or something. The tow truck driver keeps on going. Im like SHIT! what is going on? I realized that I wasnt at Les Schwab and almost started crying. I called Dan to ask him where the place I was supposed to be is, so he gave me directions and I went to the right place. As I was pulling in, the tow truck driver was leaving, he just waved at me and drove off. Ummm OKAY I dont know what the hell Im doing!! I parked in the side lot thing, and this guy came out and asked me what I needed. I told him I had a flat and blahblah, and he asked if I had a key for the car so they could move it to the port thing. I apparently heard him wrong, so I said yes, went back to my car, started it and was backing out of the spot when the guy knocked on my window and was like "you can just give me the key because we dont have a place for you to park yet.." Wow Im retarded, so I parked again and went inside to wait. After a while, the guy came in to tell me that they couldnt do anything because my car is so old they dont even make keys for hubcaps anymore. He took me out to the garage where they were trying to work on it, and I almost died. There were like 6-9 HOT ASS guys looking at me and touching my car lol. Then I realized how shitty I looked, I didnt even have a bra on- so I looked at the trunk, which was open and asked them howd they do that if I only gave an ignition key? (my car has seperate keys for the doors, trunk and ignition) They told me that there is a button in my glove box that pops the trunk!! On that second retarded note, I took my keys and left. I went to the house in woodinville and told Dan what everybody said. He got out this like razor spinny electric thing and cut a line across the key in my tire and said "okay take it back and tell them they can use a screw driver now".....I figured that it was gonna cost hella money cuz Ive always heard that car places rip you off hella bad, so I went to the bank and withdrew $130. I drove ALL the way back to the store, saw kevin driving his sisters car on the way, and told them the deal. They took my key for the ignition and went to working on it. After 15 minutes, some guy came and asked me if I had the DOOR key because I had locked it. ... . Sometimes I could just slap myself for not thinking! About 20 minutes later a guy came in and gave me my keys and said "Ok Hillary youre set, here you go". I went over to the counter to pay, and a man asked me if he could help. I said they finished my car and didnt give me a bill. He asked what I had done, and then told me that IT WAS FREE!! O my god! I was so happy, so I left and now Im home, putting on a bra, washing my face, and going over to the house. We are getting carpet laid right now. I just thought that I should write about this morning while it was fresh in my mind!

Hillary