I had so much to tell this blog before I just read my email. Now..all I can say is that Im extremely distraught over the fact that Jessica and Nick might be getting a divorce. Seriously, they are ruining my hopes of finding true love some day.
Actually I guess I can muster up the strength to inform you of a few odd things that happened to me today..
SO we are in Anacortes doing our Harley Davidson show concession stand..
Odd thing #1- A man gave me a dollar tip on a dollar cup of coffee..and then when Dan was like "ohh you arent even gona need to get paid today if u keep earning tips like that", the man (at least 50) goes "well I gota look at something.." and walked away! I was soo confused..
Odd thing #2- Another man came up to the stand and I was going to be taking his order and I asked him what he'd like and he goes "you, but since your a kid and my name isnt Clinton I guess Ill just have a strawberry shortcake.." I was seriously speechless, so I just turned and walked the other way towards making his food..was Monica Lewinsky underaged when she fucked Clinton or something?
Odd thing #3- THIS IS THE BIGGEST SHOCKER OF THE WHOLE DAMN DAY!!!!
Im watching all these guys go by on Harleys and Im like, wow..my dad would really fit in with them if he got a new wardrobe and glasses..(my dad is a computer nerd and basically a bigger napoleon dynomite..) So I am sitting down later on waiting for customers..and this woman walks by that is REALLY familiar. Then I realized its my step mom and then..I look in front of her and I see this man. He looks like my dad, but he has a dark blue bandana on with big red and orange flames all over it and is wearing a leather jacket. What the FUCK???? It was him. I was embarrassed but I still called him over and said hi. Conveniantely, my mom (for some reason) had my school pictures in the cash register, so she gave him 2 of my retardedly ugly things.
Odd thing #4-We were breaking up 'camp' after we finishing concessioning, and this man in a bright orange shirt came over to me. He was like " hey, I know you know where the Eagles club is.." and then he turned and walked over to my mom and goes "Excuse me, where is the Eagles club?" we were both like..what the hell is going on? but then he kept talking and then he just wandered off without us answering him.. wierd ass shit
I am sooooo tired, Ive been up on my feet for 17 hours loading, unloading, cooking, cleaning, packing, decorating, serving, ringing up and giving change, reloading, reunloading, carrying....insane amounts of work and my arches of my feet are nonexistant anymore..
*Night
Hillary*

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