wow I duno how to tell about EVERYTHING that happened on the cruise. I guess I just gota put a list of things describing it from when we left till we got home:
lakes have lips, my mom getting her nail scissors confenscated, hot guy screaming at a man in russian and following us around the airport, 10 year olds with cell phones, red-eye flights, shoelace usher toenails and bunions! haha, running 8 miles in the minnesota airport right next to the caged in escalator sidewalk, laughing at the butt rinsing toilet in the hotel gym, guys swim team, waterfalls and the hot guy in the hot tub, shalia getting uncomfortably naked, itchy thongs, loud farts, towches, eating heart of palm, VENDING MACHINES!, something being wrong with every single pair of shoes I brought with me, millionare trip, geckos on the side of the road and my mom making sound effects to go with how they run, Eileens jokes that only she laughed at.., Eileens eyes bugging out when she saw the ship up close, layin on the back deck and sleeping in my bikini as the sun went down, HOT ROMAINIANS!!, Catalin/Donut, Eileen telling me that when I call Catalin Donut that he loses all sex appeal cuz she forgets about him and remembers that she needs a sprinkled donut, beach boys big cock:D, buffet lines, asian men cutting into our walkie talkie line in the middle of nowhere, a drunken guy with long grey chest hairs lecturing Eileen and I about enjoying life, 4 bitch fights, Kyle and Colin, Colin not knowing how to talk to girls.., Kyle being an animal killer and future murderer, playing soccer and volleyball with Kyle and Colin, staying up til at least 4 AM every night with Kyle and another guy(s) and being the first people at bfast!, sittin on lawn chairs watching for shooting stars with kyle and talking forEVER about absolutely nothing, *tickeling*, vibrators and xray machines!, STARBUCKS!, 52 united states of america.., vodka,scott, molestation and throw up on my feet, boys in the girls bathroom,Kyle and me carrying Eileen.., Kyle-tripping me into the walls at 3 in the morning, breaking my pinky, squishing my pinky nail, scraping my leg up, tricking me out in Kimps making me smash my arm into the table and scratch it, taking my dollar, getting me cherries :D, "if you cover up ur tits and body, u look 12" "I thought u were so young, and then u took off ur shirt and all u had on was that undershirt thing and I was like WHOAH SHES NOT TWELVE!" "you are one of the dumbest people I have ever met" "you are definately in the top 10 dumbest people I have ever met" "you are like top 5 dumbest people" "you are the second dumbest person Ive ever met, after my sister" "you are BY FAR the dumbest person I know" "you are the dumbest person Ive ever met, PLUS one!" "Hillary, all I have to say is..what are floaties?!", him tellin me that its not slippery and Im a wimp, then running down the side of the ship and falling/sliding on his ass into a wall HAHAHA; truth or dare jenga!, Colin- "you know u got a big red dot right there?" "you got a little pudge there, so does she!", swimming with sea turtles, beach boy!!!!, drunk guys freak dancing with other guys!, me not knowing that I was being hit on, and being a bitch to the poor guy, getting proposed to on a shore excursion, naked men in the river, me gettin on stage and dancing in a skirt, then after a loud applause, eileen tellin me that my ass was comin out of under my skirt the whole time!, strip dancing while singing to myself machomacho man and almost ripping off my earring, Juan jacking off on eileens bed with shalias magazine!, LETS PRETEND fake penis and boobs!, Kyle Scott and Steven in our bedroom and having my mom call to say we are too noisy haha, Eileen passed out on the bathroom floor talking about a 26 year olds panties, Kyle and the vaseline LOL (OMG I JUST REALIZED WHERE THAT WENT!!! KYYYYYLLLLLEEE!!!! you bad boy!), slapping eileen, then punching a guy in the face all in one swing!, working out and sounding like I was doing something much naughtier, yelling "why would it be bad to imagine his dick?! it would just make him hotter!!!" at Eileen..and not understanding why she ran away..until I turned and saw a 90 year old couple looking at me shocked...then I ran too, "mam, you have a lovely puff!"(no he was NOT talking to me), me-"ohhh like an armarillo?" Kyle-"hahahahahahaha ARMADILLO!!!!!!", Kyle- "Hillary you know ur not even on a chair, ur in between mine and urs?" me-"eh." Kyle- *shuts his eyes* my lawn chair slips out from under me, I fall on the ground and it flies up and hits him in the eye! haha...and I slept thru it all. Losing soooo many bets with Kyle..fucker, Eileen not being able to eat ONE meal the entire time without spilling something (until the very very last dinner, where I didnt see her fling anything on the ground, herself or at our hot hot hot hot waiter!), taking pictures with Catalin and him singing to me in italian!!! me and eileen colliding in front of a bunch of people and getting laughed at, bitchy 13 year old girls callin us hoes, KIMPS! ME AND EILEEN ROCK AND THERES NO DENYING IT!, Kyles jokes, Kyle- "wana see a cool card trick?!" me and eileen- "sure!" Kyle lays out the cards and says "find ur card" eileen finds it and he goes "yup thats it" me and EIleen are amazed and Steven goes "MAN WHAT THE FUCK KINDA TRICK IS THAT?!!?" haha. me-"man its sooo cold in here!" Kyle-"maybe if u were wearin shorts that actually covered some leg, u would be warmer.." lol, the allnighter we pulled, playing cards, laying down, GETTING TICKLED and scared, getting 'rhino humped' by Kyle(and scott...ewwwww), PROPELLERS and baby boats going by looking like toll booths on stirofoam, "did I get ur AIM sn?" "yeah here" "good, u better get a web cam!", hot room service man!, smelly ass bikinis and molded soap hahaha, pussing horns eeeew, ping pong!, analogies, Eileen to Shalia- "an analogy for you would be like, IM A BIG FAT COW"!!! hahaha, Eileen to me- "when people walk by and look at me and throw up, ur cleaning it up" me- "nah, we will just leave it there" Shalia-"youre supposed to say she doesnt look bad!!!" our bus running into a big post as it pulled out of the parking lot, "Its ok, my dads a dentist!", "m+M+M+M+M+M+M+M+M+M+M, I SWEAR its a drink!" , the man twitching out every time he took a chunk off of his orange in the airport, the snot blowing farting couple in front of us on the plane, and then the shuttle driver farting all the way home making us sick in the back seat.

that was a SHIT load! theres so much more but Im sooo tired! Ill tell about today in tomarrows entry, but I start spring training for soccer tomarrow and we are wasl testing at school and we had a bomb scare today on the feild! Oh and today was 420 and one of my close friends..haha celebrated and needed some help with calmin down! I love ya babe! 5 dollar eye drops..its nothin!
Skrillary
I realized today that thats the name Eileen gave me, not Hillarizzle. lol