I thought I was done posting for the day..but then I had this hillaryous conversation about chemistry that actually made me understand it. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did, its between me and Drew:

g i g g i n s2: u have to dissolve the compounds?
g i g g i n s2: god damnit i feel so retarded
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: they dissolve themselves
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: that's what's happening
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: remember the word soluble
g i g g i n s2: yeah but I dont really know what that means
g i g g i n s2: does that mean that it dissolves
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: soluble=the ability to dissolve
g i g g i n s2: ok thats what I thought but these people at my table said it means they cant be solids
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: exactly
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: so ok
g i g g i n s2: oh that is true huh
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: there are the compounds floating around in the two separate aq solutions right
g i g g i n s2: the SO4 and Ca are the compounds floating around?
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: no the compounds in the original solutions
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: compound is two or more ions together bound to each other
g i g g i n s2: KSO and Ca(NO3)
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: yeahhh
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: so you have those in the two separate solutions and you mix them together
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: and the k dissolves from its compound
g i g g i n s2: and they are like OMG IM GOING TO COMBINE WITH THAT THING THATS MY OPPOSITE
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: first they're like OMG IM LEAVING THIS THING THAT IM ATTACHED TO RIGHT NOW
g i g g i n s2: so it leaves SO4
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: yeh
g i g g i n s2: "buh bye, I like NO3 better"
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: nooo the so4 and the k break up and the other two ions break up
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: and the k is fine being single again
g i g g i n s2: yeah
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: but the so4 is looking for love
g i g g i n s2: ok
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: so it picks up the opposite charged ion from the other compound
g i g g i n s2: so Ca and SO get it on
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: exactly
g i g g i n s2: cool
g i g g i n s2: and then K becomes a nun
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: haha sure
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: or kills itself
g i g g i n s2: doesnt it dissolve into the water
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: no it just hangs out
g i g g i n s2: oh
g i g g i n s2: so then SO4 and CaNO3 is the answer tho
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: no
g i g g i n s2: wait no its not
g i g g i n s2: SORRY
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: cause so4 broke up too
g i g g i n s2: I was reading the wrong part
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: and is also single
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: but not looking
g i g g i n s2: S and O are broken up?
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: no so4 is broken up from ca
g i g g i n s2: oh ok....but the answer is supposed to be Ca+SO4--> CaSO4
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: oh shit
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: im sorry
g i g g i n s2: oh no lol
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: the no3)2 is the single one
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: caso4 is now an item
g i g g i n s2: dramatic elements need to make up their minds
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: haha no
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: the chemistry wasn't right
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: HAHAHAHAH

SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: assume that with the two compounds
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: they're going to break up
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: and then are going to start new relationships with the other ions
g i g g i n s2: ok
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: but only one of htem is oging to work
g i g g i n s2: so then one element from each original compound will be left in the cold
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: yeah!
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: and you use the solubility chart to fiugre out which one
g i g g i n s2: ok so I just need to become a good element love psychic
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: soluble=not a workable relationship
g i g g i n s2: cuz it dissolves out
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: yeah
g i g g i n s2: so the thing that is soluble, dumps the other thing?
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: exactly and then the things that got dumped from each compound hook up
g i g g i n s2: aww thats the best way
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: haha it could be a movie
g i g g i n s2: I know wow its amazing

g i g g i n s2: no3 is soluble with any positive ion
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: ok then they're breaking up
g i g g i n s2: and s2 is soluble with a bunch of stuff but not anything in the equation
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: everyone's breaking up
g i g g i n s2: oh god, disaster
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: haha appparently
g i g g i n s2: so NO3 breaks up and combines with nothing?
g i g g i n s2: there is nothing??
g i g g i n s2: because other than what he is with already, there is no other positive ions
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: yeah remember they stay single
g i g g i n s2: all of them?
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: noo
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: the no3
g i g g i n s2: ok wait
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: and then
g i g g i n s2: the no3 dumps the fe
g i g g i n s2: and then the fe rebounds with s or co3
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: yeahh
g i g g i n s2: can they have a threesome?
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: ok os the fe is oging to hook up with teh other negative
g i g g i n s2: Fe is going to get with C
g i g g i n s2: and NO3 is going to get with Na?
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: no no3 breaks up and stays single
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: and so does na
g i g g i n s2: oh yeah
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: there is only one relationship after the two break ups
g i g g i n s2: so fe and c live happily
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: what re the charges
g i g g i n s2: fe is +3 and CO3 is 2-
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: ok so you have ot balance that
g i g g i n s2: so u need 2 Fe and 3 CO3
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: its gonna be like a fivesome
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: yeahh they brought their friends
g i g g i n s2: wow thats getting kinky
SEXUAL CHOXOLATE: it sure is


It is pretty amazing isnt it? lol

**Hillary**