I need to get my priorities in line, from school to friends and working out. Everything is a big jumble right now and until it gets straightened out, I am not going to be successful in anything that I do. My grades are in the shits, my good friends are the ones who should be aquaintences and the people I put off spending time with are the ones I should really get to know. I dont work out enough anymore and Im about to go crazy.
So..in an effort to get started on this whole problem, Im spending the night working out and studying for finals week. That is, unless Cassie is at the ice arena tonight like planned, cuz then Im working out and maybe going to Bellevue for the night. Either way, Im getting on the right track for at least 2 of my priorities.
The latest proof of my moms insanity:
We are getting rid of our microwave- (goodwill) - because it takes up too much room on the countertop. So for the next MONTH we have to cook everything in the oven or on the stove.
She packed up and sent to storage every single spice we have in the house including olive/vegetable oil, so that we dont have to pack it later on like logical people would do.
She is still mad at me for having a workout ball in the house. It is so inconsiderate of me to want to work out!!
I cant even have a laundry hamper in my room. From now on, I have to keep my dirty clothes and shoes in a dresser drawer.
She put our shampoo in a soap dispenser under the sink so that people wont dare think that we take showers, that would be horrendous
She got rid of all but 2 garbage cans in the house. One under the sink in the kitchen, and one under the sink in the bathroom.
My PILLOWS got packed and sent to storage today..because why would anybody want to see PILLOWS on a bed when they are looking to buy a house?
After all of that, she put up a fight about sending her fucking crock pot to storage. Nobody eats the shit she makes in that thing..not even her. So why the hell do we need it?
-Hillary
So..in an effort to get started on this whole problem, Im spending the night working out and studying for finals week. That is, unless Cassie is at the ice arena tonight like planned, cuz then Im working out and maybe going to Bellevue for the night. Either way, Im getting on the right track for at least 2 of my priorities.
The latest proof of my moms insanity:
We are getting rid of our microwave- (goodwill) - because it takes up too much room on the countertop. So for the next MONTH we have to cook everything in the oven or on the stove.
She packed up and sent to storage every single spice we have in the house including olive/vegetable oil, so that we dont have to pack it later on like logical people would do.
She is still mad at me for having a workout ball in the house. It is so inconsiderate of me to want to work out!!
I cant even have a laundry hamper in my room. From now on, I have to keep my dirty clothes and shoes in a dresser drawer.
She put our shampoo in a soap dispenser under the sink so that people wont dare think that we take showers, that would be horrendous
She got rid of all but 2 garbage cans in the house. One under the sink in the kitchen, and one under the sink in the bathroom.
My PILLOWS got packed and sent to storage today..because why would anybody want to see PILLOWS on a bed when they are looking to buy a house?
After all of that, she put up a fight about sending her fucking crock pot to storage. Nobody eats the shit she makes in that thing..not even her. So why the hell do we need it?
-Hillary
posted by WaterGirl @ 4:43 PM
3 Comments:
sounds like your mom is a real biatch. you need to smack some sense into her fast! I recommend an open fist rather than a closed one since she'll be much less likely to call the police and have you arrested. Good luck!
Who are you? My sister tried doing that before, it didnt work and it just made her more crazy. We have all come to the conclusion that there is no hope until she is old and we can admit her to a home!
I'm the creepy guy who hits the "next blog" button at the top of the page out of sheer boredom and then tries to think of clever/cool/funny things to say to make myself feel better about sucking soo much. Yep, sucking so much isn't exactly what you'd call an ideal life, but if some people didn't do it, then the people who don't actually suck wouldn't seem that much better. It's a thankless job really.
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