alright im a drunkard...got pretty wasted last night. I SAW SARAH! I missed her so much and she showed up at Jasons house. It was me, lex, sarah, amy, jason, beck, colen, kyle finch, this other guy that i dont know, and prolly some other people. dude.....fucking fun ass time. yesterdyay: I got up at like 8 and went with my mom to get her emissions test and then to get my passport. My mom brought me home and to mcdonalds for breakfast (I got a yogurt parfait!) Lauren and Eileen and I went to the curves in houghton to work out..and then we saw jess. She passed her written lol. I came home and went to pick up the hair color I wanted so lexis mom could dye my hair. Celeste picked me up at 2 45 and we went to lexis (celeste is her mom). We started my hair at like 3 (I had it straightened so she could actally do shit with it) and it took until like 4 15 I was so surprised at how fast it went. Then she cut like 3 inches off the bottom to get rid of my nasty dead ends. We were talking a lot about random things...from moaning old ladies to smoking weed lol. I LOVE Lexis mom! Her and I have so much in common. Anyways then I hung out in Lexis room until 6 when my mom picked me up. Lex wasnt there cuz she had gone to a movie with Jason. I got home, and Lex IMed me, she got home like a minute after I left..and she said something about going to Jasons and asked if she could spend the night. So she came over, we made plans with the guys, and went to Jasons house at 9:30ish. We walked in, and I almost fell over when I walked in his bedroom. It smelled like pot,tabacco,insence, and guy lol. I sat down next to this guy on one of the mattresses that is on his floor. It was just lex me jason collen and matt at that time. We watched this video of some guys from school putting on a bra and chasing people...interesting. jason had a bottle of jack daniels. that is the shit that always gets me in trouble. I swear. Lex took a little and mixed it with some root beer. yuck that was so fucking sick. I just poured about 2 shots in a cup and drank it. Then I did it again. Then I did it again...Jason started talkin to me and stuff, he said I had taken like 8 shots right then..Lex and I went to the bathroom a lot together to pee and we found porn in there, it was funny. I showed Jason and he was like DUDE MY MOM PUT THAT IN THERE! hehe. Jason was carrying me somewhere somehow and he scratched my finger like barely at all..but I made a huge deal about it and how I needed a band-aid lol. So he was like "oh they are in here" and took me into the bathroom or something...and then he started to pee and i was just standing there next to him. I was pretty drunk by then and uhhh...ended up seeing his member..lol because he was saying he couldnt pee so I was like wellll do you have a boner? (fucking stupid ass things I say when Im messed up) and he was like uhhhh no...so then I was wondering why he couldnt pee and I guess I looked. Then we both were like uhhh why are/am you/I in here with me/you. HAHA that was so confusing to type and try to read. ahh anyways...then he gave me a bandaid...then we just did stupid shit for the rest of the night. at midnight I was supposed to go home but at 11 50 Jason said I should call and say we are watching the lord of the rings 2 towers and that id need to stay till 1 ish..so I called but I couldnt really talk...and I ended up telling my mom that I wanted to stay till 1 because we were watching the king of the towers. wow. She said no and so someone told me to go take a shower and ill be sobered up. Someone else said to go outside and so I did...but all I had on was a little black tank top (and jeans). IT WAS SO FUCKING COLD! It was snowing shit. Jason was out there with me and he was hugging me and stuff and...yeah..............then he asked for my number but I wouldnt tell him it...and he had playdoh on his kitchen table soo.....I started rolling out stuff and I made my name and number out of playdoh haha. Then I met his grandma...and she totally knew I was drunk. She said something about if people opened the door ONE MORE TIME she was gona slap them, and I was like OH SHIT your gona slap me in a second then cuz I am about to go home. And she started laughing and was like well its ok cuz you will already be gone so I cant do anything about it right? Shes awesome. I went downstairs and fell onto Beck..I duno what my problem is...I fall on him everytime Im around him..this time I was straddeling him. GOD embarrassing. But I stayed dressed the whole night! at 12 15 a bunch of people brought me and lex home. we were so fucked up still. I went and said hi to my mom and stuff..and then lexi went to get some water and when she came back in my room she dropped the water on the floor. SO LOUD holy crap. Then she got out the vibrator that G-regulator got me for christmas haha...iteresting times with that. I talked to greg and said some wierd things...and then I went to bed at like 2. I woke up this morning at 9 and was really hot, so I went and opened the window and turned off the heat....and my shirt was really damp. So I thought I had just drooled a lot..but it was my WHOLE shirt so I was really confused. I went back to bed anyways. When Lex and I got up at 11 ish I was telling her about it, and she was like SHIT HILLARY you forgot everything you did didnt you? and I was like uhhhh what? Apparently she was trying to be a good friend and not let me get a hangover, so she brought me a cup of water while I was sleeping...and I woke up and started drinking it and then she layed down for bed....and then I said "OH MY GOD THIS IS COLD HEHEHEHEHE"......I accidentally spilled it all over myself. wow. what a dumb ass. I had fucked up dreams too. but yeah. Lex and I went to subway for breakfast at 12 30 and I had this atkins wrap thing. It was so good! and I had a chocolate milk mmm mm gooodness. Ameer was there but we didnt really talk..we came home and took lex to her house at 2. I think that tonight we are going to stay at her house, and have Jason and Daniel and beck and some other guys over...I duno tho. NO MORE DRINKING FOR ME! Last night...wow...I wont say what I did..but..hmm I did it in front of so many people for like half an hour....wow....alrighty then. I need to learn. but I never will.anyways
I am going to clean and get showered up and stuff so that I can go to lexis and have some fun!
HAPPY 2004!!!
ChocolateThunda/Lily/JasonsBitch lol/Heartbreaker (thanks russell lol)/Beautiful (ahhh so sweet jason)
or just plain old....
Hillary