Wow yesterday was a big one! lol not really, but the most productive day Ive had all break. So I got up at 10 and got ready, then Shalia and I went to Hallmark to get my uncle his going away card. I saw these cool neck pillow things there, so we bought one of them for his 30 hour plane trip. If you dont know yet where my uncle is going..he is leaving for his deployment in Kuwait tomorrow morning and he is going to be gone for at least a year. Anyways, after we got the stuff for Mike, we went to Denny's for breakfast. Except it was 1PM by then..Justin came and met up with us. He has a new baldish type haircut for his firefighting school. We ate and talked and joked around for a long time, then Shalia and I went to her place to get a picture of us for Mike. I had forgotten my sunglasses, so Shalia said she had some that I could borrow in her glove department. I opened the latch thing, and there were some zebra print HUGE sunglasses just waiting for me to wear. Oh my god..I do NOT look good in big sunglasses, but it was really bright outside so I put them on. I looked in the mirror and they were totally lopsided on my head. At first Shalia and I were both convinced that my head was crooked, she was even laughing at me for it. What a bitch! I took them off and laid them down on the dash and they looked straight to me..but Shalia said they werent so she did something to them and gave em back to me. They were still crooked so I just put one little ear thingy up higher in my hair than the other and I looked like I was normal. But now Im wondering if I really do have a lopsided head? That would suck!
We picked up my mom from the house in woodinville and I made her sit in back. We got to Anacortes around 3:40, I dont really know how to describe my family to those of you who havent met all of us. Here I will just make a list of the people there and things that make them unique:
uncle Mike- Oblivious to his wifes businesses..He is leaving for Kuwait tomorrow morning. I would have to say he is the most normal, and most loved family member
aunt Eileen- She is one of those people who comes up with a trillion good ideas in their life and tries to make a living off of it. Just for example, she has a porn website, she sold my used smelly shoes on Ebanned for 60$, and she plays a lot of "college girl needs money" scams on people.
cousin Michaela, 10 yrs old- when she was 2 years old she pooped on one of her play-plates and put it in her play-microwave and told Eileen she was making her sausage for lunch.
cousin Kingston, 7 years old- In Lake Chelan a couple years ago, he had to go to the bathroom at the waterslides but didnt think he could make it to the bathroom, so he pooped at the top of a waterslide. Him, Michaela, Mike and Eileen were kicked out for the day .haha.
Grandma- OH LORDY..Um this woman is the funniest person you could ever meet in your life. She is soo young at heart and is not afraid to say anything that is on her mind. Last night during a family discussion about Ebay, she told us that her and Eileen used to run a porn shop out of their house; and my grandma's main job was to creat the "stinkiest pussy" underwear. She mixed all these hella smelly things together like rotten fish and yeast in an effort to do it. And the WORST part of it all, she had the "scents" in viles and she made my uncle and my grandpa smell them and say which ones were the "best", then once they picked the best one, she soaked underwear in the smell and put them over lamp shades to heat and make more stinky..people actually BOUGHT those underwears! But they had to stop the business because they started getting a lot of freaky men sending raunchy letters or showing up at their door step.
Grandpa- He likes to hide from people I think..he isnt like the rest of us in that he is very serious..A funny thing about him is that when I was 8 or 9 years old, he printed out a copy of the entire constitution and expected me to memorize it. He is convinced that a lot of the government is out to get us, even our dentists are trying to infect us with disease. He made me promise that whenever I go to the dentist, I will make sure that they change the plastic on the light above me while I am there because if they dont..someone elses plaque..who may well have had aids could fall off of the plastic and into my mouth, therefore giving me AIDS...one thing that happened yesterday with my gpa thats funny, my grandma bought a fake strawberry shortcake thing that smells really good. But you can tell that its fake because it has huge plastic strawberries on top and fake rose petals covering the entire surface. But my grandpa thought it smelled so good that he tried to cut himself a peice to eat. haha
Larry- He is my grandmas brother. I cant say much about him except that he went to Taiwan one year and went to a mushroom festival. Maywan was working there cooking mushroom soup, and he tried it. He loved it so he told her that he was going to marry her because she is such a good cook. He came back to America, got a bunch of money and went back. He brought home Maywan and now they are married
Maywan- Larry's wife. They have been married for 5-6 years now..She is a tiny asian lady who laughs at everything. .but she loves to gamble and use Larry's money.
Bob- He is Donna's husband who repeats everything he says twice. I cant say much more about him
Donna- Somehow is affiliated with my family through all angles, she is good friends with my mom, my grandparents, my aunt and uncle, and she is the godmother to both Kingston and Michaela. She has the funniest laugh Ive ever heard..she literally cackle laughs.

So yeah, that is the family that was at the going away dinner for Mike. I dont think I need to say any more about that, it was just a jolly damn good time! At 8ish, we said bye to everybody, hugged Mike and told him to keep in touch, and then we were off into the night. When we got home, Shalia and Justin came over for a while and hung out. Justin told me that I look like a furby with no hair..lol I duno how to take that cuz I cant even imagine it..

Today I went to the house and scrubbed down the master bedroom for painting, now Im home doing jack fucking shit and procrastinating on homework. eeew school tomorrow :'(

Hope everybody had a great mid-winter break!
Hillary